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themarchingmaniacs:

ramis17:

Remember this tip everybody.

4) HYDRATE

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vinebox:

When straight guys eat a banana 

(Source: vinebox)

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lazerteams:

remember that time burnie burns saw some pissed off kid playing crackdown 2 on reddit and he was like “i want it” and now like three years later that kid is one of the leads in rooster teeth’s million dollar film

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shitphan:

when u start lusting over someone but then realise you actually have a really big crush on them 

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(Source: movedtojackhowarcl)

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weresmut:

joel—stop:

wow am i late to the party or what

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mariuspontmerspooky:

girls don’t want boys, girls want the interviewer to ask sensei about his calligraphy

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lizzymercierdescloux1979:

things girls do that I love:

  • offer their friends sips of their coffee drinks without being asked
  • scratch each others back
  • say things like “smell this lotion I bought this weekend”
  • compliment each other’s eyebrows 
  • that thing when they agree with you and their eyes get really wide and they nod their head solemnly 
  • throw out each others gum wrappers or chip bags when they get up 
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deadtamagotchi:

we will not discard your test
we will not tear up your test
we will not throw out your test.

we will DESTROY your test 
we will ROLL A BLUNT with your test
we will LIGHT IT UP AND FUCKIN BLAZE IT with your test

Posted 5 days ago
  1. psat: positive reinforcement
  2. psat: train your dolphins
  3. psat: train your pets
  4. psat: traiN YOUR KIDS
  5. psat: TRAIN YOUR NAGGY FUCKING GRANDMOTHER JUST FUCK IN G DO I T